That was a lull…a prolonged lull…wasn’t it????

Happy November (I’m even late for that) and may everything be well in your neck of the woods, valley, copse, thicket, hedgerow, desert, tundra…

We are well.  J is well.  J is an adult with Autism, and he has moments when this hits home for him and for us, but we’re all doing well.

We have grown accustomed to our new surroundings, and we have jettisoned all sorts of things that don’t really bring positivity into our lives.  By this I don’t mean specific people or things, but rather general clusters of influence: Facebook groups that elevated our blood pressure unnecessarily (I’m looking at you, neighborhood Facebook page!), activities that brought no real pleasure and felt more like social obligations, the unwilling and reluctant interactions we were not really enjoying with certain businesses, food, events.

We have become pleasantly self-contained in a non-noxious way.  We are cultivating each other and ourselves.  Does that sound reasonable?

What I mean is that even in his most non-verbal mood, J is actually feeling that we listen to, and take him into consideration.  J no longer thinks we will try to hoodwink him into doing something he’s not in the mood to do, and this has made him more accommodating.  “You did this for me…please, let’s do this that you want to do…”  We have realized that the no-more-than-two-hours window of opportunity for outings works best, and he loves that we take that into account.  We also have realized that Autism aside, J is very much a homebody and loves his creature comforts.

We have accepted that there will be times when J will be done with a movie at the theater before the movie is done.  The last time we got irritated about this we ruined our own afternoon.  J had come down from his anxiety, and we were still fuming…then we took a step back and realized “if he’s cool, why are we doing our best to rile him up again by being pissed off?”

I think they call that wisdom.  I’m not entirely sure that we’ve become wiser, but we’ve become more accepting.  We didn’t think this was possible.  For a while there we thought we were pretty damn good about that, and then we realized that we aren’t.  We were getting upset about things because the accepted convention is that we SHOULD be upset when we’re really not…if J is happy, without the more tyrannical aspects of his happiness manifesting themselves in too outward a manner, we should be (and, surprise!!!, are) happy.

Maybe it’s not wisdom.  It’s quite likely that what we have reached is old age.  Or maybe not Old Age, but rather Older Age…we spend a lot of time quoting that t-shirt that reads “I find myself to be exorbitantly superannuated for this feculence.”  The feculence was fighting things that are not worth fighting against.  This is not to say that we have given up on our kid or the work we have to do with him, but we are understanding things a lot better.

Take, for example, his recent rejection of the treadmill.  He doesn’t want to use it.  He’s done with it for now.  I know it’s “for now” because he hasn’t expected it to be removed, and he hasn’t stopped exercising.  He has just changed the way he does it.  The weather has turned kinder (and there are not as many flying things out there) so he now enjoys walking up and down the driveway and across the street at a brisk clip until we complete 20 laps.  He does this carrying a weighted ball.  He also stretches; he does lifts and bends that improve his coordination.  I’ve ordered him a weight bench to help him with his fear of being leaned back.  It will also, with the program I’ve designed, help his core muscles.

At first, I was upset about his unwillingness to stick to the treadmill.  I worried about him getting fat.  I worried about him being stubborn.  I worried about being scolded by the doctor.  His weight has remained steady.  His clothes fit well (and he’s down a whole size).  He is doing his best with the body he has, and within his particular current preference for movement and effort.  He’s not slacking.  He’s changed course for the time being.

I sometimes travel into that alternate reality that we abandoned when J was diagnosed.  Alternate-reality J, at this same age, would be completely out of reach.  Would we know what he eats?  No.  Would we know what he drinks?  No.  Would we know what he’s doing or where he is?  No.  Would he be willing to listen to advice and take guidance?  Probably no.  Real-world J, because things are as they are, has all these things he’s expected to adhere to, and he is quite gracious about it…

J has learned to accept the dog, and he’s getting closer to letting her do what she’s supposed to do for him.  She positively adores him, and she is extremely obedient when he’s around.  She only hears “the boy is coming” and she sits quietly in her corner, regardless of how unruly she has been previous to that moment.  She respects his space, and she accepts his reluctance.  She is also full of hope that someday her feelings will no longer be unrequited.

That is where things stand at this moment.  We have a new granddaughter and we hope the kids will move closer to us sooner rather than later.  We are comfortable in our home and our skins and our bodies and our minds.  J is comfortable and happy, and he tries really hard to stay that way.  On bad days he only expects understanding, and he repays with efforts to meet us halfway.

Life is good…even during the lull…the prolonged lull…



In recent weeks we have heard a lot about banning straws and saving the environment.  We have also engaged, at times more animatedly than would seem necessary, in the discussion of how this would affect individuals with disabilities.  I’ve heard the comment “well, figure it out!” more frequently than I would have liked.

We have had two outings recently when straws were neither provided nor offered.  We’ve had to figure it out.  J is not a fan of the feeling of glass on his teeth, and he’s had to make do (with more grace than I would have imagined) with drinking from a glass without spilling or dribbling too much.

I am as fond of the environment as the next person, but I fail to see (and, please, don’t come back at me with the whole landfill thing because that’s NOT what I’m referring to here) how eradicating the plastic straw will save the planet for humanity.  Don’t we have bigger battles to pick?  Why this little one?

Let me explain: a lot of cities across the U.S. have recycling programs.  Others don’t.  Not only that, but there are cities where people who do want to recycle have to drive to parking lots and other designated areas to take their recycling.  In some cities, certain aspects of the recycling program have been shut down because “it’s too costly” so there might be plastic, cardboard and paper recycling, but no glass, for example.

Also, the majority of fast food businesses seldom see their plastic lids and cardboard or plastic cups return to recycling bins located in the shops.  More often than not they end up in the customers’ vehicles and, from there, end up in the trash.

Recycling programs don’t accept foam, plastic hangers (which are ten for less than two dollars at most stores), pizza boxes, etc.  Those things end up in the trash, too.

Why focus on, of all things, the straw?  Because it’s easy, I suppose.

Well, for some people it’s not that easy to do without a straw.

Go ahead.  I’ll let you sit there and fume about how now you can purchase reusable metal straws (how comfortable that must be when a cold or hot drink goes through it) or heavy-duty reusable plastic straws (those, for the most part, don’t bend).  You can also argue how I should not hesitate to carry these things with me when I take J out.

Take a moment.  Go through your logic.


Let’s see if my arguments make any sense:

  1. How many things do I already have to strategize before taking J on an outing?  And my son, mind you, is fully mobile.  We don’t have to contend with wheelchairs, assistive equipment (the iPad doesn’t count), oxygen tanks, etc.
  2. In light of the fact that the ADA often is earmarked by many as a drain on resources, an imposition on businesses and agencies, do we really think disabled people need one more worry about accessibility?
  3. Will we now need to buy special pouches to carry our special straws?  Someone suggested, “just throw it in your purse.”  If you saw the inside of the average purse you would realize it’s not the best place to throw a straw.  Between the twenty other things I carry (cell phone, sunglasses, keys, wallet, pouch with eyedrops, kleenex, etc. J might need, sewing kit, pen, checkbook, charger cables (because you can’t have just the one), and so on and so forth) you’d say to yourself “that straw will never be found again, and it probably won’t be sanitary if she finds it.”  (Oh, and the person that suggested maybe you can get a “certification” to justify using a straw can bite me!)
  4. The same person suggested that I give it to J to carry.  Yes, I could do that, but…where is he going to put it.  Oh, yeah…a backpack.  Sorry, his brand of Autism-logic says that backpacks are only for school.  “Get him some other kind of bag!”  So then, when he gets tired or frustrated, I will have MY bag, HIS bag, and the bags we take so we don’t use the plastic bags stores provide.  “Well, J is an adult…tell him to act like one!”  Ah, alas…if I could I would…but…between the Autism and the Mental Retardation it can be a little iffy some days.
  5. “Maybe if you guys didn’t eat out so much…I mean: it’s just a straw, right?”  No.  It’s not JUST a straw.  Going out to eat a meal at a restaurant is, for many individuals who are handicapped, disabled, or both is a huge step forward.  It IS about accessibility.  It IS about social integration.  It IS about the rights of people with disabilities (and their caregivers) to lead as “normal” a life as they can within a certain framework of complications.
  6. How about the elderly?  Don’t THEY get a straw either?  What if grandma can only sip her wine through a straw?  Should she, too, carry her own straw with her?  “Well, if a person has needs that complicate their outings to that degree…maybe they shouldn’t go out?  Why do we all need to suffer the consequences of a dying environment just because some people need straws?”  How about because we’re all in this together?

I don’t think I’m more special or deserve more consideration than the average person.  I don’t think J is more special or deserves more consideration than the average person.  I don’t think what makes this a matter deserving attention or consideration is because some people are more special than others.

We are picking the wrong battles.  We have been for a long time.  We worry more about straws than we do about people.  “But it’s about the environment!!!”  No, not necessarily…  If this was about the environment, there would be a great deal more pushback against the current US administration’s changes to environmental protection policies.  We live in a society that would much rather target drinking straws than the gutting of endangered species’ protections, climate monitoring, clean energy…  Need I go on?

So, please, when it comes to saving the environment, don’t raise the issue of straws with me.  While my son has to graciously accept that he can’t use a straw because the environment is getting screwed up by straws in landfills, there are bigger, more important battles we could be picking to protect this world we live in; we could, for one, start being more empathetic of those differences that distinguish us from each other in a very basic level.  You know: the crap we can’t really change…the color of our skin, where we were born, our gender (There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy…look it up…it’s Shakespeare), the faith we get from our culture and upbringing, our intellectual ability…

As the parents of individuals with disabilities and/or handicaps, as the caregivers of parents who have become increasingly frail due to old age or illness, as normal human beings who might find themselves in the not-so-extraordinary situation of life throwing lemons your way and having to “figure it out”…we need to pick bigger battles than straws.  If it’s about feeling like we’ve “done something” the numbers might add up, but there are better things to expend our collective energy battling…

Of babies and puppies, of life, love, disappointment and hope eternal…

“Life’ wrote a friend of mine, ‘is a public performance on the violin, in which you must learn the instrument as you go along.”
― E.M. Forster, A Room with a View

I had babies once.  They’re men now.  Not even J can be categorized as a kid anymore.  He’s an adult.  Looks like an adult and, from time to time, acts more like an adult than many people expect.  This is a good thing, but -of course- it’s not consistent.

TGG is an adult, and he has responsibilities.  He will be adding another living breathing one to the roster come October.  As we tell anyone who will listen (and, mostly, they don’t) every baby is a shot in the dark.  You don’t know what you’re getting, and even if you get something that looks, sounds, feels and acts familiar, the baby will grow into whatever he/she is meant to be, not what you, in your parental naivete, are expecting or hoping.

I started out with two boys.  They were, for all intents and purposes, easy babies.  Then they grew up a little and started changing, evolving, developing into the people they are with their quirks, nuances, etc.  It happens to all of us, and we have to -from time to time- step back and realize that our kids really do NOT belong to us.

We also have to remind ourselves that, for the most part, we have NO clue what we’re doing.  We develop a pattern, a routine, a general strategy…and we go from there.  If it works consistently we should consider ourselves lucky…blessed.  If we have to do constant readjustments, well, we start feeling a little like failures, stupid even.  That is where the old saying of “the best-laid plans of mice and men…” comes from; back home we say “man proposes and God decides.”

The same, by the way, applies to the ownership of a pet.  Dogs have minds of their own; they are not as difficult to figure out as cats, but they give you a run for your money nonetheless.  Take, for instance, our dear Luna…

Nearly four months into her tenure as the family dog, Luna has proven to be a conundrum.  She is smart, but not.  She is sweet, but not.  She is malleable, but not.  She is, in spite of her adorable puppy persona, very much a dog with a distinct attitude and personality that has very little to do with the precious ball of fur we brought into the house.

J is starting to get used to her, and she has figured a lot of things about him.  Her tail still wags enthusiastically when she sees or hears him, but now she knows to sit quietly and not startle him.

J has his routine, and Luna has hers.  She has come to understand that J’s territory is his, and that she has to earn his trust and he’s a tough customer.  Luna understands the gates that separate our room from the general area where J circulates during the late-night and early morning hours, and she respects that separation.  She wags her tail enthusiastically whenever she sees J, but she knows to not yelp or bark because it can make him jump a bit.  She is learning, of course, that things take time with J.

One of Luna’s favorite morning activities (after spending a solid half hour barking hysterically at the neighborhood cats as they promenade around the backyard) is to pull her mattress, pillow and blanket (don’t ask…we don’t understand how she took possession of all these items) from her cage.  This is a thing, you see, that happens like clockwork.  After her breakfast, her trip outside to do her business, her interaction with the cats (who are not daunted by her vocalizing like Maria Callas), Luna goes to her cage and drags everything out so she can park it, depending on her mood, in the front room where the books are, or in the dining area.  Once in a while, mostly on Sundays, she will drag her things to the sitting room where Dada and I read the paper.  While all this happens, J is not downstairs.  He is usually either still in bed or has gone back up to his TV room after having breakfast.  All this hinges on whether he has lingered in bed, or he has started his day at a time that won’t make me call him “Lazy Bones J”.

Now that you know this about Luna and J, I will tell you how I know that -given time and trust- Luna will be J’s best friend in the whole universe.  On Saturday morning, as per her usual, Luna had finished the preamble to her favorite activity and was starting (with a good deal of energy and enthusiasm) to drag things out of her cage.  As she was pulling out her fuzzy blanket (again, don’t ask) we heard J open his bedroom door and move down the hallway.  This sequence of sounds could mean he’s going to the bathroom or preparing to head downstairs.  The next sound is when we know, and this time we heard the top step.

That was all it took.  Luna released her fuzzy blanket, took a step back and turned left towards the kitchen door.  As soon as J had reached the landing before the last few steps, Luna was pawing the door so I would let her out.  No asking.  No dragging.  No persuading.  No word or signal from me.  Luna KNEW.

J came downstairs, saw her outside, smiled, organized his snack box, served his breakfast, and headed back upstairs.  I went to the door, called Luna and, without missing a beat or asking for a treat, she went back to pulling things out of her cage.  Just like that…like “ok, dude’s coming…break time.  Dude’s gone…back to work.”

This is not to say that once in a while she doesn’t take a wrong step.  There are two pairs of shoes that have suffered at her hands…jaws.  She is, after all, still a puppy (in spite of the rather long legs and heavy body) and she is learning.  We move forward, and give her the shoes she ruins with the caveat that she can not ruin any more pairs…she has honored this rule so far.

We (I) thought for a while that the dog had been a stupid, stupid idea.  It wasn’t a brilliant one, but it wasn’t a complete disaster.  The presence of this creature has reminded me that there are things I can no longer do without a shred of regret.  That my health has had recent ups-and-downs is something that disappoints me, but such is the nature of being a living creature.  My body, middle-aged and progressively so, is giving me grief and I have to deal with the implications of this.  One assumes if one has lived on a certain timeline, that by the fifth grandchild it’s ok to be sort-of falling apart.  Well…there is the chunk of disappointment that I contend in on a daily basis…

So…on the home front we have a baby on the way, a dog that is figuring out her reluctant master, older parents who have to shift their glasses more often than they used to in order to see clearly.  The world in general, of course, is doing that thing it does where it alarms us from time to time, and we have to stop and think “how did it get like this?  Is it going to get worse?  Is it going to get better???”

You may be asking yourself “what’s with the quote at the beginning of this rambling thing you’ve written, lady?”  Ah…that!  Well…that just means I’m (you’re, we’re, they’re) in the unenviable position of having to figure it out as I (you, we, they) go along.  Pablo Casals (my favorite cellist, now long-gone but living on in glorious recordings I often indulge in just to make myself ridiculously giddy with happiness) is reported to have responded (aged 95) that he still practiced six hours a day “…because I think I’m making progress.”  

Ergo, my dear friends, let’s all assume that, in spite of all of our slips, slides, shifts, stumbles, we are all making progress, and let’s keep at it.  We will, in small increments most of the time, figure out the pauses, thrusts, leaps and full stops of life.  As long as we’re alive, we have the chance to know something new and ask more questions.

J does it.  Luna does it.  Why should I stop, then?  Nah…I, too, think I’m making progress in spite of any appearances to the contrary.




After a long break, and some ups and downs…

It is now June.  We’ve done a lot, and have had a lot done to us, in the past few weeks…

The children visited in early May and J was enchanted by his little niece.  She is a little over a year old, and she is a charmer.  She also happens to think that her Unc is Shrek so that is both cool and almost completely accurate (because J is very handsome and not green).

In late May we had a medical emergency (mine) that involved a rushed trip to the doctor and a quicker conveyance to the actual hospital.  I’ve obviously recovered, but there are things that need to be addressed still.

Dada has a permanent job (and health benefits!!!!) and this is a cause for great rejoicing. He is closer to home (although traffic can still get pretty sticky), and -as was the case on the day of the medical emergency) he can be here with less stress and strain.

J’s med had to be shifted again.  The Risperdal is gone, baby, GONE!  The Prozac has inched-up ever so slightly.  For someone his size, he is still taking very little Prozac, and the effect is positive, but we are still in the tweaking stage.  We’ve had our ups and downs (which seem to be alleviated when we talk to the psych…WHY is it that things sound less daunting when one says them out loud in the psych’s office?), but we seem to be ticking along quite nicely.

J has lost weight.  He’s lost about fifteen of the extra pounds he was carrying on him, and it shows.  I have to go into his closet and take out the oversized pants that now fall off as he walks…  He still enjoys his treadmill time, but he chooses “break days” when he’d rather not do it, and I don’t force him.  The humidity here helps him sweat a lot more so whatever time he spends walking around outside is only a fraction of how much he sweats when he’s on the treadmill in the garage.

In other developments, a few days ago I was miffed with J because he was in “pilot fish” mode and wouldn’t stop following me around…all too closely.  So I told him he had to bathe himself and I’d stay in the hallway.  He was initially hesitant, but now -I’m very happy to report- J is basically taking his bath with me spotting him rather than me bathing him.  This is a huge thing for both of us.  He still needs help shaving, but we’re working on that, too, and clipping his nails, but giving himself a bath is something with which he is comfortable and at which he is adept.

The situation with the dog is slowly improving.  J has yet to fully warm up to her, but he is more trusting of the control we have over her.  The dog is still a puppy (not yet six months old) and is full of energy and enthusiasm that often cloud her ability to be totally cool when she sees J.  That’s the thing: she LOVES J, and she wants to -above everyone else- play with this human being who is the last bastion of resistance to her overwhelmingly cute puppy charm.

Like any living creature who thrives on affection and attention, the pup wants it most from he who doesn’t yet give her any.  Now that she’s bigger she seems sturdier to him, but she still has all those teeth (and that desire to chew-lick on people) and that 0-to-100 MPH tendency that makes J think “oh, no…here she comes!!!!”  In spite of this, and we REALLY are working on it, we are making progress…the dog is learning to sit when J walks into the room, and her efforts to control the desire to steamroll over him with her love are admirable even if the sound of her tail smacking the floor repeatedly at high speed is quite loud…

We tick along nicely…or as nicely as two middle-aged people, a 23-year-old adult with a developmental disability and an enthusiastic and still-awkward puppy can tick.  We are learning each others’ rhythms, and we are figuring out each others’ quirks.  The dog sleeps all night.  J sleeps all night.  Dada sleeps all night.  I know this because I don’t sleep all night.  There’s always one more detail, one more hurdle, one more snag, but we figure it out.  We think that once the puppy is spayed she will chill a bit…or maybe not.  We think once J realizes that he is (as with his nieces and nephews) significantly taller and more imposing than the puppy, he will understand he has more control than she does.  We work on these things…we worry and we work.

The medical emergency (a thing we have long feared and dreaded) taught us something amazing: we have lovely neighbors who actually care about us.  (Yes, we antisocial people have lovely neighbors and the feeling of affection and familiarity is mutual…go figure!). We also learned that J will react coolly in the face of seeing his mother in the hospital on a gurney with IVs and such stuck to her body.  We learned that FaceTime is awesome because it will give J a sense of normalcy while one of us (namely ME) is not there for the very first time EVER at bedtime…

We also learned that we need to be even more prepared for the possibility of catastrophe striking.  The medical emergency was a medical emergency because it was, as emergencies tend to be, unexpected.  We were unprepared and still managed to be graceful about it…nothing like walking into the ER and being asked “are you alone?” only to answer “yes” and see a look of contempt from the intake person until you add “…and no…I am alone right now because my husband is trying to make sure our disabled adult son is ready to deal with coming to be with me.”  From thinking “here’s this woman about to faint and she has no one” to thinking “well, this is more complex than I imagined and I should be a little more helpful emotionally” it was one short, quick step.  By the time, hours later, that J and Dada came to see me, everyone who was taking care of me was a lot more prepared to help my family too.

So that’s it…that’s where we are.  I hope you are all well, and that I haven’t missed too much.  If I have, I apologize.  It’s been Life around here…you know…like in your homes…

Off I go…to tick along nicely…


The Titanic had a flaw, too…

One month (and a week) into having a puppy, we are making progress…with the puppy.  J is still not particularly keen, but the ah-AH! has dropped in pitch and volume though not in frequency.  This, of course, in spite of the puppy being a lot less rambunctious and spastic than she was in her earlier days here.

We have become a household of baby gates.  This is a bad thing in a sense, but a good thing in another.  A bad thing because we have a lot of baby gates and no baby, and a good thing because the dog is learning boundaries and J is understanding that we accept this is a part of his process.

We are 98% housebroken.  (Part of the remaining 2% is me…I’ve reached that age when the sound of running water makes me dash to the bathroom.  Have I mentioned we have a pond with a waterfall out back, and that I am often in the kitchen or laundry room?  Yes, I’ve spoken to my doctor.  No, it’s not a serious problem, but I’ve been reminded that I really should NOT wait until I ABSOLUTELY have to pee to go to the bathroom.)

J’s lengthy and persistent complaints about his tummy got us a referral to the gastroenterologist.  Long story’s short version: he is not quite at the level of IBD, but might be at the level of IBS.  There is nothing major going on (five tubes of blood pronounce him as healthy as can be except for that pesky inflammation he has been carrying around since December), and he’s taking a very expensive antibiotic to help resolve his current issue.

That doesn’t stop him from complaining.  Today it’s a tooth (that is no longer there), or his shoulder.  Tomorrow it’s his tummy or his forehead.  The day after he will find something not-quite-right with his nose.  What he wants to hear is that he’s OK, and we tell him this frequently, fervently and insistently.  Whether he believes us or not is another matter entirely.

In other news, Risperdal is -again- out of the picture.  He took his last dose on Saturday night (which means he will be feeling the effects of its absence any second now), and we’re just on the Prozac now.  We think it’s been a positive change for him.  Of course, it has brought out parts of his personality that we were mostly unfamiliar with…

I give you: The Big J-Lebowski…


It’s not that he looks or acts stoned, but J is definitely in more of a chill-out vibe lately.  It isn’t unusual for him to want to stay in his room until mid-morning rather than, as he used to, run out of there in rampage mode in the wee hours.  His jolly, carefree attitude resembles Scarlett in Four Weddings and a Funeral and Poppy in Happy-Go-Lucky…

The only glitch is his insistence that he might be unhealthy, and that could be just his way of commanding attention.  It’s J’s way, we think, of making sure we’re listening and responding to him.

That is not to say that something is shifting in the way that J interacts with us.  He has realized that he is a 23-year-old living with his parents.  He has realized he is no longer a child, even if he knows that he still needs us.

Case in point:

A few nights ago we went to Target to pick up his prescription, and to buy some things we needed.  J wanted to go shopping and he was very excited about the outing.  I went to take care of the pharmacy errand while J and Dada walked around getting other things on our list.  As we were waiting to pay at the register, J said SODA.  I said no, you’ve had yours already.  J insisted.  I said NO.  J flicked his chin with his fingers while saying SODA.  I said NO, and PLEASE STOP.  J flicked his chin some more and said SODA.  I put my hand on his arm to guide him out of the store so he could calm down…and J, all 200-plus pounds of him, stood firm.

I could not move him.

Furthermore, I could feel that he was gently resisting my attempt to move him.

Dada managed, not without effort, to take him to the car, and I finished paying for our purchases while the cashier looked at me with a mild degree of disapproval in her eyes.  I made a point of apologizing for J’s behavior, and she said “that’s ok” in that tone that indicates it’s not OK, but what else is she supposed to say.  I said “he has Autism.  It happens.”  Her face shifted a bit.  I thanked her and walked out.

As soon as I got to the car, I let Dada load up the trunk and I went to J.  The first thing he said was SORRY, and I said “that’s fine, but you cannot do that at the store.  I am upset. You’d already had your soda.”  With that, I climbed in and we drove home.

I spent a long night tossing and turning in the dark.  All this time, I thought, and J knows not to do that.  Why did he do that?  Why did he not just insist, but resist?  Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!  And we’re thinking of taking off the Risperdal for good???

It was probably three in the morning when the dog needed to go outside; I got out of bed and went downstairs.  As the pup ran out and disappeared into the dark for a few minutes I had an epiphany of sorts: J wanted a soda.  J is a 23-year-old man.  A regular, run-of-the-mill 23-year-old wouldn’t even stop to think to ask for a soda.

I’m an idiot.

A couple of hours later, as Dada and I sat discussing the agenda for our psych appointment later that morning, I said “you know, maybe -just maybe- we need to chill out a bit.  J is 23.  What were WE like when we were 23?  I don’t know you, but I got MARRIED at 23…and that was just because I wanted to spite my mother who wouldn’t let me BREATHE without asking her.”  Dada agreed with me.  Later that morning I related the incident to the psychiatrist, gave him my take on it, and he agreed that this was very likely the motivation behind J’s reaction.  I told him that all I want is for J to feel as “normal” as he can within the circumstances, and that -perhaps- what needs to happen is a little more give and take.

The next morning we went out to run an errand, and I asked J if he wanted a soda.  He looked at me as if I’d just offered him a date with Katy Perry.  He said SODA PLEASE, and I pointed him to the fridge where they had displayed 16 oz. bottles.  He grabbed one.  When we got home, he went straight to his snack box, removed his 12 oz. can and put it back in the pantry, replacing it with the bottle he’d just purchased at the store.

I think that’s progress…

for both of us.

Two weeks in…bitter disappointment

J is simply NOT keen on the puppy.  He loves the concept of her, but she is still all teeth and rambunctiousness, and he is not into it at all.  I hear a lot of high-pitched screaming if she so much as looks like she might approach him, and I sigh a lot.  J gets anxious.  I have tried to reassure him but he’s not willing, and I committed to the puppy so the puppy stays…

My sanity might fly out the window, and the puppy might spend more time away from J than intended, but the puppy stays.

Michael Corleone didn’t feel as much disappointment and animosity for his brother Fredo than J feels for the poor puppy who, let’s face it, has done nothing other than be a puppy.  Yes, as I said, she’s all teeth still, and she’s reluctant to give up on attempting to chew on us, but that’s what puppies do.

I’ve tried to explain this to J.  Remember how he wanted a dog?  Dog?  Dog?  Dog?  DOGDOGDOGDOGDOG?  Yeah…I am still wondering why I listened to him at all…

If Autism and Anxiety are less than helpful Menopause is not exactly winning any ribbons for cooperation.  It’s the Three Musketeers of disaster galloping through the house while slashing at curtains, blinds, upholstery and water bottles with very sharp swords.

I am trying to have a sense of humor about this.  It’s not working.  I am trying to be calm and cool and collected.  That’s not working either.  I put a lot of effort into being patient and understanding with J and the puppy.  Massive failure.

I think the stress of a lot of things is accumulating.  I think it’s actually brimming over.  Between J’s hypochondria (doctor’s appointment on Friday to determine if there IS something wrong, or if this is attention-seeking behavior…), Dada’s annoyingly long commute, the dog’s objections to being exposed to weather when she has to do her business (seriously…a Golden Retriever who doesn’t want to get her paws wet?  SERIOUSLY?),  and J not even remotely trying to be slightly chill about getting closer to the dog (even when she’s on a short leash, calm and under my absolute control)…I am frayed around the edges.  I am brittle.  I am exhausted…

The puppy was a bad idea.  The Dog Whisperer, by the way, talks a lot about himself in his books, and not enough about what the heck I’m supposed to do to make sure the dog knows I’m the leader of the pack.  I am assertive.  I am calm(ish…I cannot swear on a stack of Bibles that I am totally calm…and the dog probably smells fear, anxiety, Autism and Menopause in there somewhere).  The dog isn’t convinced that I’m the one in charge even though I’m the person she follows around like a demented pilot fish 98% of the time.  Most of the time it feels like the one getting trained within an inch of her life is me.

I have read books, worked with the dog, used the clicker, used the cage, used the leash, used rewards, used a stern but kind voice.  I have walked her, petted her, encouraged her.

I’ve done the same with J.

I have reached the conclusion that they are exactly the same so it’s extremely strange to me that they don’t seem to get along yet.  He hates the wet ground and so does she.  He hates being told what to do; so does she.  He expects a treat for no work; so does she.  He doesn’t listen when I talk; neither does she.  When he wants something, he wants it NOW; so does she.  When it’s mealtime, he’s all over it like hairs on a gorilla; so is she.

I’m sure they will eventually warm up to each other.  The teeth, however, are an issue right now…as is her youth.  She is still too playful and too clueless as to why her playfulness might resemble a bear mauling a human being.  If my sister’s dog hadn’t nipped at J nearly 20 years ago, and if a fuss hadn’t been made as to the well-being of the DOG rather than the child things might be different.  If my sister, who never had kids, had understood how J would FOREVER remember that the dog was more important, even though the child was bleeding, scared and crying, things would be a lot easier.

This might take months.  In fact, this might take a year.  For the dog to chill out enough that she’s capable of stopping and being calm in J’s presence (right now she thinks he’s just a rather big person she wants to climb on, and he looks chewy!!!) she has to mature some more.  J has to mature some more.  I probably need to mature considerably.

In the meantime, here we are.  I work on the dog’s obedience every day, and on trying to persuade J that she is not an Agent of Evil.  The trait of stubbornness they share is uncannily similar in intensity.  If there is one thing I really hope doesn’t happen it is that the dog takes as long as J did to figure out the bathroom situation…eight years is a long time.  I’m committed to making this work, and I am working on it assiduously…that the results are spotty, and J’s support is nil is beside the point.  If I can get the dog to a point where she gives out chiller vibes to J, then I will have made progress…I think.

Until then I work on not losing what’s left of my mind, taking care of everyone, figuring out the details of the whole thing, and preserving all area rugs (a kitchen mat has been declared unfit for service after the dog baptized it twice in spite of thorough laundering).  I had forgotten what having a toddler is like, and now I’m dealing with -basically- two of them.  Distraction and hyper-focusing are par for the course with both J and the dog, and irascibility, becoming overly excited and pecking at me also figure into the mix.

But it’ll work out, I’m sure, in the long run.




Self-inflicted crises and other maladies…

First and foremost: we are well.  A little harried and tired, but fine.  Everyone’s health, thank goodness, is pretty good.  I won’t say it’s awesome…we are, after all, entirely human and aging; this makes us prone to aches, pains, and petty ailments that cannot be considered “illness”, but that still trip us up in our day-to-day life.

J is doing well.  Last week, and this is part of the reason I’ve been meaning to write but haven’t got around to it, they called to tell us they had a cancellation and would we like to take him in for his dental procedure on Thursday.  You don’t spit in the eye of these opportunities; you seize them.  And we did.

Before the dental procedure, of course, came the first minor crisis we had to resolve.

A week and a half ago J’s beloved iPad started freezing and turning off of its own accord. Off we went to get a replacement.  We now have three iPads; two are back-ups (of course) and there’s the new one (with lots and lots of memory) that is for everyday use.  Picking up the iPad required a trip to a mall we’d never been to, and J was fascinated with the place: Disney Store!  Lego Store!  ThinkGeek Store!  Money flying out of mom’s wallet!  But we found a Lego he’d been looking for, and J found some cute t-shirts and pajamas for the kids.

The iPad crisis of 2018 sent us on a dash to solve it.  That it happened BEFORE we found ourselves in the ACC with a faulty iPad that would cause J anxiety we are very grateful for indeed.  The unexpected call about pushing his dental procedure to NOW rather than May put us on our toes…

Of course, this made a week that had one appointment already on the schedule even busier.  On Wednesday it was the psychiatrist, and on Thursday (in the wee hours of a very dark, very rainy morning) we started our trek to the ambulatory care center.  I will say more in a moment, but let me get to self-inflicted crises in my roundabout sort of way.

As you all know, J is deathly scared of dogs.  In spite of this, he has been consistently asking for a dog since sometime in early winter.  We did our trial runs of going to the pet store with no push-back or hysteria from J, and we told him (repeatedly and clearly) that if he wants a dog he can have one.  His insistence didn’t wane if anything it waxed.

We discussed this with J’s psychiatrist, and we threw in (for the sake of being honest) that WE want a dog, and we don’t think that J should unequivocally and unilaterally rule everything about our lives simply because of his Autism, and his fear of dogs.  We believe, we explained, that J can overcome his fear if the dog is trained properly, and the psychiatrist, much to our surprise, agreed and encouraged us to do something for ourselves for once.

One result of the visit was that J is up on the Prozac and down on the Risperdal.  That is: he takes more Prozac now, and he’s down to one-quarter milligram of the Risperdal.  We move closer to the intended goal.

And so Wednesday, immediately after the psychiatrist’s visit, we drove out to the pet shop.  J was absolutely chill about the whole experience.  And, believe me, there were LOTS of dogs there…some loud, some mellow, some hyperactive, some big, some small.  We had seen that they had just received a female Golden Retriever puppy, and we asked to see her.  J didn’t balk, squeal, squeak, jump, cower; he was all smiles.

We returned later in the afternoon.  J didn’t want to interact with the puppy, but he smiled at her and kept asking for her.

Thursday morning we traveled to the ACC, and J was in the OR for four hours.  He behaved beautifully during pre-op and he had a bit of a rough time coming out of the anesthesia.  We explained to new anesthetist that he had trouble waking up and being functional the last time around, and -thanks to modern technology- she accessed his medical records and concluded that he had been over-medicated.  They had given him enough to keep him pliant and then some for a good long time.  She didn’t agree with this course of action and asked if we were ok with the less is more approach.  Considering that J had been in the recovery room for a long time, and seemed groggy for quite a while after we took him home, we told her to proceed in what she thought was best for him.

They had to remove three molars (he is blessed with strong roots and crappy teeth, it seems) so he now has had to learn to eat with the molars on the right side of his mouth.  It’s not his favorite thing, but he has rallied.  He had a bit of nausea and was wobbly for a while, but the anesthetist explained that he would bounce back much more quickly this time around.  She didn’t lie.  Once we headed home and he realized that he could relax when he got here, J was happy and mellow.

He spent a good part of the day relaxing in his bedroom watching Lady and the Tramp, eating vanilla pudding, and not complaining of pain or discomfort.  The only time he had to take Tylenol was on the second day, and that wasn’t related to his teeth; he had a bit of a headache which is normal after anesthesia.  Prudent eating, resting and learning to navigate his new dental arrangement helped J recover and he was his usual self by early Saturday morning.

We took him to breakfast and then we went to the pet store.  And now, my friends, we have a dog.

J is still prudent and mildly guarded around her, but we’ve established sufficient boundaries to satisfy him for the time being.  She has a pen where she hangs out while we eat, a comfortable cage where she sleeps (through the night until about 4 a.m. when she needs to go out), and J is inching closer to her every day.  It will take training (for the dog, J and for us) but we will coexist rather happily in due course.

Of course, that is what I mean by a self-inflicted crisis.  We have, in only a few short days, gone from a household that was neat and organized to a house with dog treats, dog toys, puppy pads, leashes, clickers, bowls and a wagging tail.  We keep strange hours now, and we have baby gates that we didn’t expect to have until the grandchildren came for a visit in April.  J has a baby gate on his TV room doorway with a sign that reads NO DOGS, PLEASE.  There is another baby gate to keep the puppy out of J’s bedroom when she comes upstairs (which she only does at night).

J makes sure there’s always music playing when she’s alone downstairs (because I do have things to do elsewhere in the house), and that she is acknowledged when he walks in or out of the area where she is (between the sitting room and the dine-in kitchen, where the bulk of our time is spent throughout the day).  When it’s time for her to go out, he watches through the window with enough interest to make me feel he will soon want to come out with us.

It’s a process.  A self-inflicted one.  A minor crisis to disrupt our previously somewhat calm life, but we’re all working on this new thing.  We’ve explained to J that the puppy is a baby, and we will teach her how to behave.  I am the boss, I tell him.  I am responsible for her, and I am the one who will teach her (and J) how to occupy the same space peacefully, but it’s not an overnight thing.

I hope I’m right.  I know this dog has a sweet nature (even though she is a puppy and, by definition, rambunctious and disorganized in her thoughts and actions still), and she will make J a good companion.

Those are the latest developments.  I will keep you apprised of our progress with the new addition to the family, and the existing members.  We are up to our ankles in puppy things, and consulting the Dog Whisperer frequently…let’s see how that goes.